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WiseCracks Cafe

Nutrition Facts & Calorie Information

119 SW 3rd St, Corvallis, OR 97333

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"The menu overall skews calorie-dense and fairly high in fat, so it’s more suited to bulking than cutting. For cutting pick lower-calorie, higher-protein options like Cottage Cheese (200 kcal, 22 g protein) or the 2 Egg Meal (250 kcal, 20 g protein) and skip heavy sides (gravy, fries, hollandaise). For bulking choose a calorie-dense entree such as the Loco Moco (1,200 kcal, 48 g protein, 101 g carbs, 65 g fat) or the Cajun Skillet (1,200 kcal) to meet a high-calorie target."
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El Guapo Omelette

The heart stopper! An 8 egg omelette, stuffed with mushroom, tomato, green onion, bacon, chorizo and ham topped with a 3 cheese blend. Served with a side of hash, home fries, a fruit cup or cottage cheese. Choice of toast on side $19.00

⚡️ Calories1500
🥩 Protein90g
🍞 Carbs100g
🧈 Fat100g

Loco Moco

A Hawaiian favorite. Two scoops of steamed rice, a grilled 1/2 pound patty smothered in our country sausage gravy, served with 2 eggs cooked any style and a choice of toast. $15.00

⚡️ Calories1200
🥩 Protein48g
🍞 Carbs101g
🧈 Fat65g

Cajun Skillet

Chorizo, ham, roasted red pepper, green onion & garlic tossed with home fries and topped with mozzarella and Tillamook cheddar. Served with two eggs any style and a choice of toast $15.00

⚡️ Calories1200
🥩 Protein45g
🍞 Carbs80g
🧈 Fat80g
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Cheese Steak Skillet

Steak bites, sautéed with bell peppers and onion. Tossed with home fries and topped with our 3 cheese blend. Served with two eggs any style and a choice of toast. $15.00

⚡️ Calories950
🥩 Protein60g
🍞 Carbs70g
🧈 Fat45g

Chicken & Waffles

A Belgian waffle, topped with fried chicken breast and topped with powdered sugar. Served with maple syrup and/or country gravy $14.00

⚡️ Calories950
🥩 Protein40g
🍞 Carbs85g
🧈 Fat50g

Beaver Combo

A classic sweet breakfast combo. A choice of waffle or french toast, with eggs cooked however you like and a choice or meat. $15.00

⚡️ Calories930
🥩 Protein23g
🍞 Carbs96g
🧈 Fat51g

Yee-Hah Skillet

Chorizo, sautéed pepper and onion, black olive, Tillamook cheddar, pepper jack cheese tossed with home fries and topped with guacamole and sour cream. Served with two eggs any style and a choice of toast. $15.50

⚡️ Calories900
🥩 Protein40g
🍞 Carbs60g
🧈 Fat60g

For the Love of Benny

Our version of a Classic Benny An open faced English muffin, bacon and avocado, topped with two poached eggs, our hollandaise, garnished with paprika and parsley. Served with a side of hash, home fries, a fruit cup or cottage cheese. $16.00

⚡️ Calories878
🥩 Protein29g
🍞 Carbs48g
🧈 Fat64g

Pigs in a Blanket

Three sausage links, wrapped in pancakes and topped with powdered sugar. Two eggs served how you like, and a choice of hash, home fries, a fruit cup or cottage cheese. $15.50

⚡️ Calories850
🥩 Protein25g
🍞 Carbs80g
🧈 Fat50g

Breakfast Burrito

A large flour tortilla, stuffed with scrambled eggs, bacon, chorizo, and a 3-cheese blend. Topped with ranchero sauce, sour cream and guacamole. A choice of hash browns, home fries, a fruit cup or cottage cheese on the side $15.00

⚡️ Calories850
🥩 Protein30g
🍞 Carbs70g
🧈 Fat50g

Silver Dollar & Bacon

$7.00

⚡️ Calories800
🥩 Protein20g
🍞 Carbs50g
🧈 Fat45g

Julias Love Child

If a benedict, and one of our skillets had a baby. Ham, bacon, asparagus, broccoli, garlic and green onion sautéed together and tossed with home fries. Topped with two poached eggs and our hollandaise. A choice of toast on the side. $16.00

⚡️ Calories800
🥩 Protein30g
🍞 Carbs70g
🧈 Fat50g

Cinnamon Roll

Our FAMOUS, house-made, sharing sized, frosted cinnamon roll $7.00

⚡️ Calories800
🥩 Protein9g
🍞 Carbs110g
🧈 Fat36g
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Hobo Hash

One of our famous scrambles. Sautéed ham, bacon, green onion, garlic, tomatoes, tossed with our home fries and scrambled eggs. Topped with Tillamook Cheddar and served with a choice of toast. $14.00

⚡️ Calories800
🥩 Protein30g
🍞 Carbs50g
🧈 Fat45g

Cowboy Benny

Our fresh, house made buttermilk biscuits, topped with scrambled eggs, our hollandaise, with a garnish of paprika and parsley. A choice of hash browns, home fries, a fruit cup or cottage cheese. $14.50

⚡️ Calories800
🥩 Protein22g
🍞 Carbs75g
🧈 Fat45g

El Diablo Omelette

Fresh jalapeños, sautéed with onion and spicy chorizo sausage, topped with pepper jack cheese Served with a side of hash, home fries, a fruit cup or cottage cheese. choice of toast on side. $15.00

⚡️ Calories800
🥩 Protein38g
🍞 Carbs45g
🧈 Fat55g

Strawberry Cakes

Three small cakes topped with strawberries and whipped cream $7.50

⚡️ Calories750
🥩 Protein8g
🍞 Carbs90g
🧈 Fat40g

Eggs Benny

A traditional eggs Benedict. An open-faced English muffin, our ham steak, two poached eggs smothered in hollandaise. A side choice of hash browns, home fries, a fruit cup or cottage cheese $15.00

⚡️ Calories750
🥩 Protein34g
🍞 Carbs52g
🧈 Fat40g

Kitchen Skillet

Bacon, chorizo, ham, onion, tomato, mushroom, and black olives. Tossed with home fries and topped with our 3 cheese blends served with two eggs any style and a choice of toast $15.50

⚡️ Calories750
🥩 Protein50g
🍞 Carbs60g
🧈 Fat45g

Western Omelette

Bacon, tomato, Tillamook cheddar and avocado folded in. Served with a side of hash, home fries, a fruit cup or cottage cheese. Choice of toast on side $15.00

⚡️ Calories750
🥩 Protein30g
🍞 Carbs40g
🧈 Fat50g

German Hash

A hefty portion of hash browns, topped with grilled onions and melted white cheddar. Served with two eggs any style and a choice of toast $13.00

⚡️ Calories700
🥩 Protein20g
🍞 Carbs60g
🧈 Fat40g

Mother Clucker

Crispy chicken, Tillamook cheddar, grilled homemade biscuit, topped with our country gravy. Served with a side of hash, home fries, a fruit cup or cottage cheese. $13.50

⚡️ Calories650
🥩 Protein35g
🍞 Carbs45g
🧈 Fat35g

Slamwich

$15.00

⚡️ Calories650
🥩 Protein35g
🍞 Carbs55g
🧈 Fat30g

Cisco Omelette

Avocado, mushroom, bell pepper & onion with Tillamook Cheddar and pepper jack Served with a side of hash, home fries, a fruit cup or cottage cheese. choice of toast on side. $15.00

⚡️ Calories650
🥩 Protein30g
🍞 Carbs45g
🧈 Fat40g

Mile High Omelette

Sautéed bell pepper, onion hickory ham and Tillamook cheddar. Served with a side of hash, home fries, a fruit cup or cottage cheese. Choice of toast on side $15.00

⚡️ Calories650
🥩 Protein33g
🍞 Carbs30g
🧈 Fat45g

Home Fries Loaded

Grilled onion, melted Tillamook cheddar atop our home fries, finished with a dollop of sour cream $8.00

⚡️ Calories620
🥩 Protein17g
🍞 Carbs45g
🧈 Fat45g

Miss Swiss

Asparagus, mushrooms, and garlic sautéed in butter, scrambled with 3 eggs and topped with Swiss. Served with hash, home fries, a fruit cup or cottage cheese and a choice of toast. $14.00

⚡️ Calories600
🥩 Protein30g
🍞 Carbs35g
🧈 Fat40g

Bacon & Cheese Omelette

Bacon and choice of cheese. Served with a side of hash, home fries, a fruit cup or cottage cheese. Choice of toast on side. $13.00

⚡️ Calories600
🥩 Protein30g
🍞 Carbs40g
🧈 Fat40g

Ham & Cheese Omelette

Your basic Ham and cheese. A choice of cheese, Served with a side of hash, home fries, a fruit cup or cottage cheese. a choice of toast on side $14.00

⚡️ Calories600
🥩 Protein35g
🍞 Carbs50g
🧈 Fat30g

Corn Beef Hash

A hearty, delicious version of this classic breakfast. Served with two eggs any style and a choice of hash browns, home fries, a fruit cup or cottage cheese, as well as a choice of toast. $15.00

⚡️ Calories600
🥩 Protein20g
🍞 Carbs40g
🧈 Fat35g

Huevos Rancheros

Two flour tortillas and Machaca-style black beans, and three eggs any style, topped with our house made ranchero sauce, sour cream, and guacamole. Served with a side choice of hash, home fries, a fruit cup or cottage cheese. $15.50

⚡️ Calories600
🥩 Protein25g
🍞 Carbs50g
🧈 Fat30g

Chick Fried Steak *Solo

$9.00

⚡️ Calories600
🥩 Protein30g
🍞 Carbs50g
🧈 Fat30g

Greek Omelette

A Mediterranean mix of Kalamata olive, marinated artichoke hearts, capers, roasted red pepper & garlic with fresh spinach and topped with feta. Served with a side of hash, home fries, a fruit cup or cottage cheese. choice of toast $15.00

⚡️ Calories600
🥩 Protein25g
🍞 Carbs50g
🧈 Fat35g

Athens Skillet

Mediterranean Mix, roasted red pepper, artichoke heart, garlic, Kalamata olives, capers, fresh spinach tossed with home fries. Served with two eggs any style and a choice of toast $15.00

⚡️ Calories600
🥩 Protein25g
🍞 Carbs65g
🧈 Fat30g

Wise Guys Fries

Grilled onion, melted Tillamook cheddar atop our shoe-string fries, finished with a dollop of sour cream $7.50

⚡️ Calories550
🥩 Protein14g
🍞 Carbs60g
🧈 Fat30g

3rd Street Scramble

One of our favored scrambles, with garlic, spinach and mushrooms sautéed and tossed with scrambled eggs. Tossed with feta & pine nuts. Served with a choice of hash, home fries, fruit, or cottage cheese. A choice of toast on the side. $14.50

⚡️ Calories550
🥩 Protein20g
🍞 Carbs25g
🧈 Fat40g

Biscuits & Gravy

Our home-made buttermilk biscuits, smothered in our sausage country gravy $9.00

⚡️ Calories525
🥩 Protein12g
🍞 Carbs50g
🧈 Fat30g

Country Road

A traditional country fried steak, smothered in our country gravy. Served with two eggs any style & a choice of hash, home fries, a fruit cup or cottage cheese. A choice of toast on the side $17.50

⚡️ Calories500
🥩 Protein25g
🍞 Carbs40g
🧈 Fat28g

Egg Sandwich

A classic Egg Sando. A choice of Bread, Cheese, meat, and side.. $13.50

⚡️ Calories500
🥩 Protein20g
🍞 Carbs40g
🧈 Fat25g

Beaver Tails

Bacon pancakes and a side choice of egg $8.50

⚡️ Calories500
🥩 Protein24g
🍞 Carbs68g
🧈 Fat22g

Garden Omelette

Broccoli, mushroom, onion, tomato, Tillamook cheddar and garlic Served with a side of hash, home fries, a fruit cup or cottage cheese. side of toast $15.00

⚡️ Calories500
🥩 Protein20g
🍞 Carbs45g
🧈 Fat30g

Double Dipper

Your basic pancake breakfast. Two pancakes, two strips of bacon, two sausage links and two eggs served any style. $14.00

⚡️ Calories500
🥩 Protein10g
🍞 Carbs60g
🧈 Fat25g

Motherload

A little bit of everything. With this dish you’ll get a biscuit smothered in our country gravy, with two strips of bacon and two sausage links. Two eggs cooked any style and a choice of either hash browns, home fries, a fruit cup or cottage cheese $16.00

⚡️ Calories500
🥩 Protein15g
🍞 Carbs45g
🧈 Fat30g

Biscuits & Gravy 1/2

One and a half of our house made biscuits, smothered in gravy $8.00

⚡️ Calories500
🥩 Protein8g
🍞 Carbs45g
🧈 Fat30g

Open Mike Omelette

$13.00

⚡️ Calories450
🥩 Protein24g
🍞 Carbs8g
🧈 Fat34g

Spanish Omelette

Chorizo, green chilies, sautéed onion and pepper, pepper jack cheese topped with our ranchero and sour cream Served with a side of hash, home fries, a fruit cup or cottage cheese. choice of toast on side $15.00

⚡️ Calories450
🥩 Protein22g
🍞 Carbs35g
🧈 Fat25g

Chocolate Pancakes

$6.50

⚡️ Calories400
🥩 Protein8g
🍞 Carbs60g
🧈 Fat15g

Ranchero

$3.50

⚡️ Calories400
🥩 Protein20g
🍞 Carbs45g
🧈 Fat15g

Hash Browns Loaded

Grilled onion, melted Tillamook cheddar atop our hash, finished with a dollop of sour cream $8.50

⚡️ Calories400
🥩 Protein10g
🍞 Carbs30g
🧈 Fat30g

Mickey & Eggs

A Mickey Mouse pancake, with one egg cooked any style $8.00

⚡️ Calories350
🥩 Protein12g
🍞 Carbs45g
🧈 Fat10g

NW Veg. Skillet

Broccoli, cauliflower, mushroom, onion, garlic, and tomato sautéed and tossed with home fries, topped with Tillamook cheddar served with two eggs any style and a choice of toast $15.00

⚡️ Calories350
🥩 Protein18g
🍞 Carbs40g
🧈 Fat15g

Woad Wunner

$8.50

⚡️ Calories350
🥩 Protein15g
🍞 Carbs45g
🧈 Fat10g

Home Fries

Our home fries, with grilled onion, melted tillamook cheddar, and a dollop of sour cream $5.00

⚡️ Calories350
🥩 Protein8g
🍞 Carbs45g
🧈 Fat18g

Fwench Toast Sticks w/ Eggs

One piece of Texas style French toast, sliced into sticks with a side choice of one egg any style $7.00

⚡️ Calories350
🥩 Protein10g
🍞 Carbs45g
🧈 Fat15g

French Toast

$5.50

⚡️ Calories350
🥩 Protein8g
🍞 Carbs45g
🧈 Fat15g

Gravy

House made country style sausage gravy $4.00

⚡️ Calories350
🥩 Protein5g
🍞 Carbs20g
🧈 Fat30g

Avocado Toast

A choice of toast, avocado slices, and a side of our house pico. $8.00

⚡️ Calories300
🥩 Protein5g
🍞 Carbs40g
🧈 Fat15g

Sausage

$4.00

⚡️ Calories300
🥩 Protein12g
🍞 Carbs2g
🧈 Fat28g

Hash Browns (GF)

$5.00

⚡️ Calories300
🥩 Protein3g
🍞 Carbs30g
🧈 Fat20g

Huevos

1/2 order $9.00

⚡️ Calories300
🥩 Protein20g
🍞 Carbs25g
🧈 Fat15g

Oatmeal Kids

Oatmeal with a side of brown sugar and milk $6.00

⚡️ Calories300
🥩 Protein6g
🍞 Carbs55g
🧈 Fat4g

Blueberry Pancakes

$6.50

⚡️ Calories300
🥩 Protein6g
🍞 Carbs45g
🧈 Fat8g

Waffle

$10.00

⚡️ Calories300
🥩 Protein5g
🍞 Carbs33g
🧈 Fat15g

2 Egg Meal

2 Eggs cooked to your preference, a side choice, a choice of toast, and a meat side if preferred. $10.25

⚡️ Calories250
🥩 Protein20g
🍞 Carbs15g
🧈 Fat15g

Corn Beef Solo

$8.00

⚡️ Calories250
🥩 Protein20g
🍞 Carbs0g
🧈 Fat18g

Oatmeal

Oatmeal served with a side of brown sugar and milk $6.00

⚡️ Calories250
🥩 Protein7g
🍞 Carbs45g
🧈 Fat5g

Veggie Beans

$4.00

⚡️ Calories250
🥩 Protein10g
🍞 Carbs35g
🧈 Fat5g

Garden Patty

$7.00

⚡️ Calories250
🥩 Protein15g
🍞 Carbs25g
🧈 Fat8g

Soft Taco

$9.00

⚡️ Calories250
🥩 Protein9g
🍞 Carbs25g
🧈 Fat12g

Yogurt & Granola

$9.00

⚡️ Calories250
🥩 Protein10g
🍞 Carbs40g
🧈 Fat5g

Black Beans

$4.00

⚡️ Calories240
🥩 Protein15g
🍞 Carbs41g
🧈 Fat1g

Cottage Cheese

$4.00

⚡️ Calories200
🥩 Protein22g
🍞 Carbs6g
🧈 Fat9g

Pancakes

Buttermilk $6.00

⚡️ Calories200
🥩 Protein5g
🍞 Carbs25g
🧈 Fat8g

Fruit Bowl

$6.00

⚡️ Calories200
🥩 Protein3g
🍞 Carbs38g
🧈 Fat2g

Toast - GF

$5.00

⚡️ Calories180
🥩 Protein4g
🍞 Carbs30g
🧈 Fat5g

Peanut Butter

$1.00

⚡️ Calories180
🥩 Protein8g
🍞 Carbs6g
🧈 Fat16g

Avocado

$3.50

⚡️ Calories160
🥩 Protein2g
🍞 Carbs9g
🧈 Fat15g

Guacamole

House-made, traditional guacamole $3.50

⚡️ Calories150
🥩 Protein2g
🍞 Carbs8g
🧈 Fat13g

Sauteed Veggies

$7.00

⚡️ Calories150
🥩 Protein2g
🍞 Carbs15g
🧈 Fat9g

Toast Side

$4.00

⚡️ Calories150
🥩 Protein4g
🍞 Carbs28g
🧈 Fat2g

ranch

$1.00

⚡️ Calories145
🥩 Protein1g
🍞 Carbs2g
🧈 Fat15g

1 Egg

$2.50

⚡️ Calories70
🥩 Protein6g
🍞 Carbs0g
🧈 Fat5g

Steamed Rice

$4.50

⚡️ Calories
🥩 Proteing
🍞 Carbsg
🧈 Fatg

Fruit Cup

$4.00

⚡️ Calories120
🥩 Protein1g
🍞 Carbs30g
🧈 Fat0g

Ham

$6.50

⚡️ Calories100
🥩 Protein10g
🍞 Carbs1g
🧈 Fat6g

Hollandaise

$3.50

⚡️ Calories85
🥩 Protein1g
🍞 Carbs0g
🧈 Fat8g

1 Egg Meal

1 Egg, Meat Choice, Side Choice, Bread Choice $8.50

⚡️ Calories70
🥩 Protein6g
🍞 Carbs1g
🧈 Fat5g

1, 2, 3

One egg any style, a choice of meat and three kid cakes $8.00

⚡️ Calories70
🥩 Protein6g
🍞 Carbs1g
🧈 Fat5g

Kids Omelette

One egg cooked omelette style with a side choice $8.00

⚡️ Calories70
🥩 Protein6g
🍞 Carbs1g
🧈 Fat5g

Sour Cream

$1.00

⚡️ Calories60
🥩 Protein1g
🍞 Carbs1g
🧈 Fat5g

Grapefruit Half

$5.00

⚡️ Calories50
🥩 Protein1g
🍞 Carbs13g
🧈 Fat0g

Berries

$3.00

⚡️ Calories50
🥩 Protein1g
🍞 Carbs12g
🧈 Fat0g

Salsa

House-made pico de gallo $2.50

⚡️ Calories50
🥩 Protein1g
🍞 Carbs12g
🧈 Fat0g

Bacon

$4.00

⚡️ Calories42
🥩 Protein3g
🍞 Carbs0g
🧈 Fat3g

Tomato Slices

$3.50

⚡️ Calories20
🥩 Protein1g
🍞 Carbs5g
🧈 Fat0g

Real Maple Side

$2.00

⚡️ Calories0
🥩 Protein0g
🍞 Carbs27g
🧈 Fat0g

2 Eggs

$5.00

⚡️ Calories0
🥩 Protein0g
🍞 Carbs0g
🧈 Fat0g

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