Tony Boloney's - Jersey City

LIL PIGGIE GOT SMOKED! 18"

Bacon vodka sauce, dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, extra crispy smoked bacon, bacon grease ranch and...more bacon!

Wah Gwan 18" - NEW

Jamaican beef patty mac-n-cheese stuffed pizza, golden butter crust, scotch bonnet & curry ranch

Half & Half 18"

Tikka 18"

sesame crust, tikka masala, dry aged mozzarella & paneer, jalapeno, green chutney, cilantro

Swine Fighter 18"

I can't be everywhere. But they don't know where I am. We have a pizza now, for when I'm needed. When that pepperoni hits the pie, it's not just a call- it's a warning…you ‘bout to get f#ckeg up! Ridiculous amounts of crispy pepperoni, dry aged, smoked & fresh mozzarella topped with a roundhouse kick of Villan blood ranch

Pope Leo 18"

pink vodka, f#ck-tons of smoked cup & char pepperoni, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, pesto ranch

I WILL F#CKIN SMASH U 18"

sesame crust, smash burgers, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, smash sauce, dill pickles, caramelized onion

Jerzey Fist Pump 18"

spicy marinara, fennel sausage, dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, caramelized fennel, pecorino

Pepe Le Pizza 18"

house white pie...cacio pepe style. cracked black pepper, fresh, smoked & dry aged mutz, stracciatella burrata, pecorino, evoo

Magic Mushroom 18"

truffle cream, cremini 'shrooms, fresh mozzarella, salted ricotta, parsley

Classic Cheese (BYO) 18"

classic jersey pie. marinara sauce, dry aged mutz & evoo. toppings extra

Vegan Pinky 18"

spicy marinara, vegan pepperoni, house smoked vegan mozzarella

Moonshiner 18"

marinara or vodka sauce, fresh or smoked mozzarella, fresh basil, shaved parmegano regiano.

CBR on Roids 18"

dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, fried chicken, extra smoked bacon, ‘roni grease ranch, potato chips

Ay Dios Mio 18"

chipotle mac-n-cheese, mexican string cheese, cilantro. Also available vegan.

Wah Gwan 12"

Jamaican beef patty mac-n-cheese stuffed pizza, golden butter crust, scotch bonnet & curry ranch

FORGIVE ME FATHER FOR I HAVE SINNED - NEW

Black Carolina Reaper Hell-on-earth fried chicken, Hottie mutz, Lucifer Mad Mutz TM sticks, Heathen sauce

☠️ HELL ON EARTH 18" - NEW

Holy Seoul Vegan 18" - NEW

S#itfaced Fries

honey stout bbq, dry aged mozzarella, sharp cheddar, smoked bacon, fritos

LUNATIC BUTCHER

ribeye steak, smoked bacon, black beans, spicy hash-brown, monteray jack, scrambled eggs, spicy gravy, scallions. Comes with spicy tater-tots and choice of dipping sauce.

AMERICAN PSYCHO

split personality, is it porkroll or taylor ham...whatever you psycos call it, we stack, garlic mayonaisa, spicy hash-brown, monteray jack, scrambled eggs, mole ketchup. Comes with spicy tater-tots and choice of dipping sauce.

BAREKNUCKLE

avocado smash, fried chicken, smoked bacon, spicy hash-brown, monteray jack, scrambled eggs, buttermilk ranch. Comes with spicy tater-tots and choice of dipping sauce.

Heart Attack 12"

Buffalo Chicken Mac & Cheese, Dry Aged Mozzarella, Smoked Bacon, Buttermilk Ranch

🧲 Goombah Cowboy - NEW

nah partner, you can’t handle this... ribeye, fried onions, vodka sauce, smoked & fresh mutz, extra crispy ‘roni, ’roni grease ranch.

Brotherly Love

ribeye, sharp white wiz, fried onion, TB’s HOT BOI spread (wet hots are trash), fried long hot peppers

LIL PIGGIE GOT SMOKED! 12"

Bacon vodka sauce, dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, extra crispy smoked bacon, bacon grease ranch and...more bacon!

🦴 Boloney Rex®

pull-out game! 8 hour bone-in short-rib, smoked volcano wiz, caveman sauce

Shoobie

fried chicken cutlet, coolest ranch, smoked bacon, lettuce, tomato, melted dry aged mutz, potato chips...and more ranch!

DA Ruler

house parm sub burrata, choose your protein (we recommend meatballs!), vodka sauce, fresh and smoked mutz, basil, pecorino, seeded roll

Swine Fighter 12"

I can't be everywhere. But they don't know where I am. We have a pizza now, for when I'm needed. When that pepperoni hits the pie, it's not just a call- it's a warning…you ‘bout to get f#ckeg up! Ridiculous amounts of crispy pepperoni, dry aged, smoked & fresh mozzarella topped with a roundhouse kick of Villan blood ranch

CBR on Roids 12"

dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, fried chicken, extra smoked bacon, ‘roni grease ranch, potato chips

Shitfaced Chicken 12"

beer battered chicken, honey stout bbq, aged mozzarella & sharp cheddar

Tikka 12"

sesame crust, tikka masala, dry aged mozzarella & paneer, jalapeno, green chutney, cilantro

Jerzey Fist Pump 12"

spicy marinara, fennel sausage, dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, caramelized fennel, pecorino

Grumpy Gramps 12"

sesame crust, sicilian chili spicy marinara, fresh, smoked & dry aged mozzarella, pecorino, basil choose: pepperoni, chicken cutlet, eggplant meatball, fennel sausage or short-rib meatball

Beastiality 12"

10 meats ravaged by mozzarella

Burrrrrata 12"

a whole f%cking burrata on every slice. pink vodka sauce, dry aged mozzarella, fresh basil, shaved parmegano regiano, calabrian & long hot chili oil

CHEESE GRILLZ 12"

Grilled Cheese Pizza! Sourdough crouton crust, vodka sauce, extra muenster cheese, smoked bacon, sour cream & a lil' more crouton dust!

🔥 Diablo Popper 18" - NEW

pretzel crust, Popper jalapeno sauce, buttermilk fried chicken, diced jalapenos, dry aged mutz, The Popper Mad Mutz sticks, Jalapeno cream cheese drizzle

Lobsta Roll 18"

steamed maine lobsta, drawn butter, dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, celery salt, butter crust

Heart Attack 18"

Buffalo Chicken Mac & Cheese, Dry Aged Mozzarella, Smoked Bacon, Buttermilk Ranch

Gindolune 18"

shaved ribeye, smoked bacon, garlic aioli, fresh & dry aged mozzarella on garlic bread crust

Monopoly Fries

ridiculous amounts of 6 melted cheeses

Shogun Shadowboxer 18"

black sesame, shaolin garlic & chili fried chicken, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, szechuan ranch, nori, scallion

BASIC SOCIO

disturbing amount of smoked bacon, garlic mayonaisa, spicy hash-brown, monteray jack, scrambled eggs, mole ketchup. Comes with spicy tater-tots and choice of dipping sauce.

GLADIATOR

calabrian chili, spicy hash-brown, monteray jack, sopressata, mortadella, capicola, scrambled eggs, roman lemon dressing and smoked mozzarella, pecorino. Comes with spicy tater-tots and choice of dipping sauce.

🏆 Ole'®

mezcal marinated ribeye, chipotle Ole Sauce®, fried onions, lettuce, tomato, cilantro & homemade-hand pulled queso oaxaca mexican string cheese we make in our Mad MutzTM Lab! Can be made vegan! 🏆 Food Network Guy Fieri Cheesesteak Battle 🏆 LIVE with Kelly & Michael Nationwide Competition 🏆 Star Ledger Best Cheesesteak in New Jersey 🏆 Featured on Bitchin’ Kitchen, Cooking Channel, Vice Action Bronson Show & 1,000s more

Shogun Shadowboxer 12"

black sesame, shaolin garlic & chili fried chicken, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, szechuan ranch, nori, scallion

Diablo Popper 12" - New

Taco Taco Taco 18"

now available everyday, GTFOOH, nah, fo real, by the slice too! yeah, that's the one you've been talkin' about! with over 100 million views on youtube, this one is a must-have!

Shitfaced 3000®

a tony boloney’s classic fried chicken, s#itfaced honey stout bbq, smoked bacon, dry aged mutz, sharp cheddar, fritos

Heart Attack - Slice

buffalo chicken mac-n-cheese, smoked bacon, fresh & dry aged mozzarella, coolest ranch

Gindolune 12"

shaved ribeye, smoked bacon, garlic aioli, fresh & dry aged mozzarella on garlic bread crust

Winger 18"

buffalo fried chicken or cauliflower, serrano, cayenne & guajillo, blue cheese crumble, fresh mozzarella, buttermilk ranch, pickled celery

Mex-Corn Husker 18"

roasted corn, mexican string cheese, pickled jalapeno crema, oaxacan chilis, cilantro, queso cotija

Maclote Vegan 18" - NEW

Supreme Tang 12"

Sesame crust, thai satay fried chicken, dry aged mozzarella, cilantro, peanut, sriracha thai ranch

🌶️ POP OUT! - NEW

jalapeno popper sub...Kendrick would lose this battle! jalapeno cream cheese spread, buttermilk fried chicken, diced jalapenos, dry aged mutz, The Popper Mad Mutz TM sticks, Popper jalapeno sauce, pretzel dust

Ducktown Melt

shaved ribeye, smoked bacon, garlic aioli, fresh mozzarella on garlic bread

Ay Dios Mio 12"

chipotle mac-n-cheese, mexican string cheese, cilantro. Also available vegan.

Barbarian Fries

coolest ranch, smoked bacon, dry aged & fresh mozzarella

Shitfaced Chicken 18"

beer battered chicken or cauliflower, honey stout bbq, aged mozzarella & sharp cheddar

Ooh Laa Laa 18"

french onion soup extra caramelized onions, dry aged mozzarella, gruyere cheese, parsley

ELOTES RESACA

grilled chicken, elotes, avocado mash, 3 scrambled eggs, refried black beans, spicy hash-brown, cilantro, queso cotija, jalapeno crema. Comes with spicy tater-tots and choice of dipping sauce.

RIPPER

ribeye steak, chipotle ranch, spicy hash-brown, 3 scrambled eggs, refried black beans, monteray jack, cilantro, queso cotija. Comes with spicy tater-tots and choice of dipping sauce.

The Snuggla®

grilled cheese, tomato soup & chic parm got frisky fried chicken cutlet, creamy vodka sauce, xtra melted muenster, smoked bacon, crouton dust

Lobsta Roll 12"

steamed maine lobsta, drawn butter, dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, celery salt, butter crust

I WILL SMASH YOU 12"

sesame crust, smash burgers, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, smash sauce, dill pickles, caramelized onion

Magic Mushroom 12"

truffle cream, cremini 'shrooms, fresh mozzarella, salted ricotta, parsley

Miss Siam คิดถึงสยาม

rice noodle, pad thai satay chicken, ‘shroom or ribeye, cilantro, peanut, sriracha ranch, smoked mozz, sesame

Squash Tha Beef

marinara, eggplant meatballs, sage pesto, house smoked vegan mozzarella, basil, evoo

Pope Leo 12"

pink vodka, f#ck-tons of smoked cup & char pepperoni, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, pesto ranch

OG Vegan 12"

marinara, eggplant meatballs, pesto, NUMU vegan mozzarella, fresh basil

Swine Fighter-Slice

vodka sauce, dry aged and smoked mozzarella, than topped with fuckloads of extra crispy double baked 'roni, & of course topped with a generous swirl of homemade 'roni-grease-ranch. Never heard of that... well we invented it so now ya did!

I Will Smash You-Slice

Sesame crust, smash burgers, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, smash sauce, dill pickles, cramelized onion

Winger Fries

buffalo sauce, dry aged & fresh mozzarella, blue cheese, coolest ranch, celery

Drunk 'Za Fries

vodka sauce, dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, smoked ‘roni, ’roni grease ranch

LPP

yeah you know me! lemon pepper parm...fried chicken, fresh mutz, lemon pepper sauce, pecorino, parsley

Diving Buffalo

serrano, cayenne & guajillo, blue cheese crumble, fresh mozzarella, buttermilk ranch, pickled celery

Winger 12"

serrano, cayenne & guajillo, blue cheese crumble, fresh mozzarella, buttermilk ranch, pickled celery

🇫🇷 Oui Oui "Wee Wee"

french onion soup cheesesteak french onion soup caramelized onions, ribeye, xtra gruyère, parsley

Boken-Boy®

a hoboken original fried chicken cutlet, garlic aioli, soppressata, baby arugula, fresh & smoked mutz, lemon vinaigrette

Mex-Corn Husker 12"

roasted corn, mexican string cheese, pickled jalapeno crema, oaxacan chilis, cilantro, queso cotija

Ooh Laa Laa 12"

french onion soup extra caramelized onions, dry aged mozzarella, gruyère cheese, parsley

Hotness

romaine, nashville fried chicken, sour dill pickles, smoked mozzarella, slaw, creamy dill dressing on the side.

Pueblito

romaine, spicy mole grilled chicken, steak, or mushroom, roasted corn, black bean, grape tomato, string cheese, cilantro, tortilla chip, smashed avocado, pumpkin seeds, pickled jalapeño crema dressing on the side.

The Commission

calabrian chili, soppressata, pistachio mortadella, copa, crispy onion, stracciatella burrata, balsamic honey, lemon vinegarette, seeded roll

Crustacean Fries

jumbo lump crab, bayou butter, fresh mutz, fresh garlic, parsley

Uptown Cobb

romaine, grilled chicken, smashed avocado, smoked bacon, chopped hard boiled egg, blue cheese, grape tomato, lemon vinaigrette dressing on the side.

NO HELMET

buffalo fried chicken, spicy hash-brown, monteray jack, scrambled eggs, blue cheese, fresh mozzarella, ranch. Comes with spicy tater-tots and choice of dipping sauce.

Jerzey Jezebel®

nashville hot dipped fried chicken or cauliflower, sour dill pickles, smoked mutz, dill ranch, purple slaw

🇯🇲 Chopped Patty

wah gwaan, make ‘dis batty shake! jamaican beef patty chopped cheese wid scotch bonnet an’ allspice beef, curry onions, scallions & curry ranch

Gindolune- Slice

ribye, smoked bacon, fresh mozzarella, garlic bread

🦞 Lobsta Trap

lobster roll on ‘roids lobster, bayou butter, celery salt, garlic aioli, fresh & smoked mutz, parsley

Moonshiner 12"

marinara or vodka sauce, fresh or smoked mozzarella, fresh basil, shaved parmegano regiano.

Smash Fries

TB Smash Sauce, caramelized onion, pickles, dry aged & smoked mutz add a burger

Bastardo Fundito Fries

chipotle sauce, black beans, roasted corn, string cheese, jalapeño crema, cilantro

☠️ HELL ON EARTH 12"

U A LAME? BYO SUB

put whatever the f#ck you want on it!

Supreme Tang 18"

Sesame crust, thai satay fried chicken, dry aged mozzarella, cilantro, peanut, sriracha thai ranch

Holy Seoul Vegan 12"

CHEESE GRILLZ 18" - NEW

Grilled Cheese Pizza! Sourdough crouton crust, vodka sauce, extra muenster cheese, smoked bacon, sour cream & a lil' more crouton dust!

Crabby Killer

jumbo lump crab, grilled chicken, bayou butter, garlic, fresh mutz, parsley

Supreme Tang - Slice

Sesame crust, thai satay fried chicken, dry aged mozzarella, cilantro, peanut, siracha thai ranch

Maclote Vegan 12"

Elote Fries

roasted corn, string cheese, jalapeno crema, oaxacan chilis, cilantro, queso cotija

Rude Bwoy Fries

jamaican scotch bonnet an’ allspice, da white wiz, curry onions, scallions & curry ranch

Cesar Gaucho

romaine, croutons, parmesean, fresh mutz, chimichurri caesar

House - BYO Fries

plain jane skin-on and delicious. side of garlic aioli

Miss 'Merica

smoked turkey, baby arugula, smoked mozzarella, tomato, garlic aioli, lemon vinegarette

Grumpy Gramps 18"

sesame crust, sicilian chili spicy marinara, fresh, smoked & dry aged mozzarella, pecorino, basil choose: pepperoni, chicken cutlet, eggplant meatball, fennel sausage or short-rib meatball

OG Vegan 18"

marinara, eggplant meatballs, pesto, NUMU vegan mozzarella, fresh basil

Vegan Pinky - Slice

spicy marinara, vegan pepperoni, house smoked vegan mozzarella

CAPR-A-C

Fresh mozzarella, sicilian artichoke cream, tomato, basil, balsamic, tony's sicilian olive oil, pecorino

Vegan Pinky 12"

spicy marinara, vegan pepperoni, house smoked vegan mozzarella

Pepe Le 12"

cracked black pepper, garlic cream sauce, fresh, smoked & dry aged mutz, burrata, pecorino, evoo

Classic Cheese - Slice

classic jersey pie. marinara sauce, dry aged mutz & evoo. toppings extra

Classic Cheese (BYO) 12"

classic jersey pie. marinara sauce, dry aged mutz & evoo. toppings extra

Mex-Corn Husker- Slice

roasted corn, mexican string cheese, pickled jalapeno crema, oaxacan chilis, cilantro, queso cotija

Half & Half 12"

Boken Girl

arugula spring mix, sicilian soppressata, fresh & smoked mozzarella, grape tomato, chicken cutlet, lemon vinaigrette dressing on the side.

Side Piece - Garden Salad -BYO

Romaine, cucumber, grape tomato, red onion, green peppers. Dressing on the side.