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JOEY Uptown

5045 Westheimer Rd Ste X-01 Houston, TX 77056

Nutrition Facts & Calorie Information

44 Menu Items Analyzed

Bone-in Prime Ribeye*

22 oz, our famous fully loaded crispy mashed potatoes, seasonal vegetables, peppercorn sauce

⚡️ Calories:1820
🥩 Protein:108g
🍞 Carbs:65g
🧈 Fat:128g

Steak & Ravioli Bianco*

sliced grilled sirloin, shrimp, crispy onions, grana padano, truffle beurre blanc sauce — a decadent share plate for the table

⚡️ Calories:1200
🥩 Protein:80g
🍞 Carbs:100g
🧈 Fat:70g

Molten Chocolate Cake

fresh raspberries, tahitian vanilla ice cream

⚡️ Calories:1200
🥩 Protein:10g
🍞 Carbs:150g
🧈 Fat:60g
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Prime New York Strip*

14 oz, our famous fully loaded crispy mashed potatoes, seasonal vegetables

⚡️ Calories:980
🥩 Protein:70g
🍞 Carbs:40g
🧈 Fat:60g

Chicken Parmesan

spaghetti pomodoro, mozzarella cheese, fresh basil

⚡️ Calories:800
🥩 Protein:45g
🍞 Carbs:70g
🧈 Fat:35g

JOEY Cheeseburger*

double patties, cheddar cheese,pickles, lettuce, roasted onion aioli

⚡️ Calories:800
🥩 Protein:40g
🍞 Carbs:50g
🧈 Fat:50g

Steak With Lobster*

8 oz prime top sirloin, fully loaded crispy mashed potatoes, seasonal vegetables

⚡️ Calories:780
🥩 Protein:60g
🍞 Carbs:35g
🧈 Fat:45g

Crispy Tofu Bowl

korean chili spiced tofu, crispy wontons, green papaya slaw, chili crisp, carrot miso dressing, coconut jasmine rice

⚡️ Calories:700
🥩 Protein:15g
🍞 Carbs:85g
🧈 Fat:35g

Steak Frites*

6 oz cut, garlic butter, rocket greens, preserved cherry tomatoes, fries

⚡️ Calories:700
🥩 Protein:50g
🍞 Carbs:50g
🧈 Fat:40g

Truffle Udon Carbonara

egg yolk, bacon, dashi truffle cream sauce

⚡️ Calories:650
🥩 Protein:25g
🍞 Carbs:65g
🧈 Fat:35g

Ravioli Bianco*

shrimp, crispy onions, grana padano, truffle beurre blanc sauce

⚡️ Calories:650
🥩 Protein:35g
🍞 Carbs:50g
🧈 Fat:35g

Mediterranean Bowl*

harissa grilled chicken, marinated chickpeas, grilled artichokes, roasted peppers, kalamata olives, gem tomatoes, jasmine rice, hummus, tzatziki

⚡️ Calories:650
🥩 Protein:35g
🍞 Carbs:70g
🧈 Fat:28g

Grilled Chicken Club*

spicy mayo, aged cheddar, smoky bacon

⚡️ Calories:650
🥩 Protein:55g
🍞 Carbs:40g
🧈 Fat:35g

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JOEY Classic Steak*

8 oz prime top sirloin featuring our famous fully loaded crispy mashed potatoes, seasonal vegetables

⚡️ Calories:650
🥩 Protein:55g
🍞 Carbs:35g
🧈 Fat:35g

Wagyu Beef Carpaccio*

oven dried tomatoes, grana padano, truffle-dijon aioli, crispy capers, grilled artisan sourdough

⚡️ Calories:600
🥩 Protein:30g
🍞 Carbs:50g
🧈 Fat:35g

Mini Steak French Dips*

carved new york strip, gruyere cheese, garlic toast,au jus pour over

⚡️ Calories:600
🥩 Protein:54g
🍞 Carbs:40g
🧈 Fat:25g

Chargrilled 10 Oz Pork Chop

peanut salsa macha, mexican street corn and potato gnocchi ragout, pickled onions, cilantro

⚡️ Calories:600
🥩 Protein:40g
🍞 Carbs:50g
🧈 Fat:30g

Lobster Spaghetti

atlantic lobster, prawns, white wine, shallots, cherry tomatoes, italian parsley, lobster-lemon butter sauce

⚡️ Calories:600
🥩 Protein:40g
🍞 Carbs:50g
🧈 Fat:20g

Katsu Chicken Salad

crispy chicken breast, julienne vegetables, peanuts, arugula, miso ginger dressing

⚡️ Calories:550
🥩 Protein:32g
🍞 Carbs:40g
🧈 Fat:25g

Yellowfin Tuna Salad*

seared rare, mango, peanuts, avocado, crispy gyoza strips, cilantro ginger dressing

⚡️ Calories:550
🥩 Protein:35g
🍞 Carbs:30g
🧈 Fat:30g

Tuna Poke Bowl*

sashimi grade ahi tuna poke, crispy wontons, green papaya slaw, chili crisp, carrot miso dressing, coconut jasmine rice

⚡️ Calories:550
🥩 Protein:24g
🍞 Carbs:65g
🧈 Fat:20g

Spaghetti Pomodoro

calabrian chili-spiked tomato sauce, whipped ricotta, fresh basil, parmesan

⚡️ Calories:500
🥩 Protein:15g
🍞 Carbs:75g
🧈 Fat:18g

Herb Crush Salmon

truffle beurre blanc, preserved tomatoes, creamy mashed potatoes, snap peas

⚡️ Calories:500
🥩 Protein:35g
🍞 Carbs:20g
🧈 Fat:30g

Butter Cake

raspberry coulis, tahitian vanilla ice cream

⚡️ Calories:500
🥩 Protein:5g
🍞 Carbs:50g
🧈 Fat:30g

Truffle Parmesan Fries*

grainy mustard aioli

⚡️ Calories:450
🥩 Protein:6g
🍞 Carbs:50g
🧈 Fat:25g

Sake Glazed Chilean Seabass

wok-fired vegetables, gold potatoes, dashi broth

⚡️ Calories:450
🥩 Protein:35g
🍞 Carbs:30g
🧈 Fat:20g

Individually Baked Apple Pie

hand-folded pastry, toasted almonds, tahitian vanilla ice cream

⚡️ Calories:450
🥩 Protein:5g
🍞 Carbs:60g
🧈 Fat:20g

Szechuan Chicken Lettuce Wraps*

sweet soy ginger glaze, peanuts, crispy wontons,spicy aioli

⚡️ Calories:400
🥩 Protein:20g
🍞 Carbs:35g
🧈 Fat:20g

Baja Fish Tacos*

two tacos, shrimp & cod, guacamole, valentina’s

⚡️ Calories:400
🥩 Protein:20g
🍞 Carbs:50g
🧈 Fat:15g

Chicken Karaage

sake and soy marinated, korean chili caramel, pickled fresnos, watermelon radish

⚡️ Calories:380
🥩 Protein:23g
🍞 Carbs:18g
🧈 Fat:22g

Crème Brûlée Cheesecake

fresh strawberry compote, whipped cream

⚡️ Calories:350
🥩 Protein:7g
🍞 Carbs:30g
🧈 Fat:25g

Farmers Market

fresh strawberries, marinated beets, roasted corn, candied sunflower seeds, aged cheddar, champagne vinaigrette

⚡️ Calories:320
🥩 Protein:10g
🍞 Carbs:40g
🧈 Fat:15g

Tuna & Avocado Crunch Roll*

marinated ahi tuna, avocado, pickled ginger, tempura flakes, spicy emulsion

⚡️ Calories:320
🥩 Protein:18g
🍞 Carbs:28g
🧈 Fat:15g

Scallop & Shrimp Ceviche*

avocado, red onion, cilantro, mint, lemongrass–pineapple dressing, yellow corn tortilla chips

⚡️ Calories:300
🥩 Protein:25g
🍞 Carbs:20g
🧈 Fat:15g

Hibachi Wings*

mary's chicken, spice rubbed, parmesan dip

⚡️ Calories:300
🥩 Protein:25g
🍞 Carbs:10g
🧈 Fat:20g

Sushi Cone*

tempura shrimp, avocado, spicy mayo, tobiko

⚡️ Calories:300
🥩 Protein:10g
🍞 Carbs:25g
🧈 Fat:20g

Baja Cauliflower Tacos

chipotle mayo, cilantro chimichurri, corn guacamole, valentina's

⚡️ Calories:280
🥩 Protein:5g
🍞 Carbs:35g
🧈 Fat:15g

Seared Salmon Sushi*

osaka pressed, fire torched salmon, umami sauce, shaved serrano peppers

⚡️ Calories:250
🥩 Protein:15g
🍞 Carbs:30g
🧈 Fat:10g

Spicy Crab Dip

lump crab meat, green onion, pickled fresnos, grilled artisan sourdough

⚡️ Calories:200
🥩 Protein:12g
🍞 Carbs:18g
🧈 Fat:10g

Japanese Gyoza

pork dumplings with hot mustard

⚡️ Calories:200
🥩 Protein:10g
🍞 Carbs:25g
🧈 Fat:8g

Miso Roasted Mushrooms

button mushrooms, shallots, white wine

⚡️ Calories:150
🥩 Protein:4g
🍞 Carbs:8g
🧈 Fat:10g

Hummus*

tzatziki, dill, olives, crispy pita

⚡️ Calories:150
🥩 Protein:5g
🍞 Carbs:15g
🧈 Fat:8g

House Salad

⚡️ Calories:150
🥩 Protein:3g
🍞 Carbs:10g
🧈 Fat:8g

Cajun Blackened Chicken*

full breast of chicken, warm potato & bacon salad, creamy coleslaw

⚡️ Calories:0
🥩 Protein:0g
🍞 Carbs:0g
🧈 Fat:0g

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About JOEY Uptown Nutrition Information

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