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JOEY Uptown

Nutrition Facts & Calorie Information

5045 Westheimer Rd Ste X-01 Houston, TX 77056

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"This menu skews toward higher-calorie, protein-rich entrees (lots of steaks, rich pasta and fries), so it’s overall more suited to bulking but still offers lighter, balanced options for a cut. For cutting: choose the Scallop & Shrimp Ceviche (300 kcal, 25 g protein) or a House Salad and skip heavy sauces to keep calories low while getting protein. For bulking: the Bone‑in Prime Ribeye (1,820 kcal, 108 g protein) or Steak & Ravioli Bianco (1,200 kcal) give large calorie and protein loads to support mass gain."
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Bone-in Prime Ribeye*

22 oz, our famous fully loaded crispy mashed potatoes, seasonal vegetables, peppercorn sauce

⚡️ Calories1820
🥩 Protein108g
🍞 Carbs65g
🧈 Fat128g

Steak & Ravioli Bianco*

sliced grilled sirloin, shrimp, crispy onions, grana padano, truffle beurre blanc sauce — a decadent share plate for the table

⚡️ Calories1200
🥩 Protein80g
🍞 Carbs100g
🧈 Fat70g

Molten Chocolate Cake

fresh raspberries, tahitian vanilla ice cream

⚡️ Calories1200
🥩 Protein10g
🍞 Carbs150g
🧈 Fat60g
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Prime New York Strip*

14 oz, our famous fully loaded crispy mashed potatoes, seasonal vegetables

⚡️ Calories980
🥩 Protein70g
🍞 Carbs40g
🧈 Fat60g

Chicken Parmesan

spaghetti pomodoro, mozzarella cheese, fresh basil

⚡️ Calories800
🥩 Protein45g
🍞 Carbs70g
🧈 Fat35g

JOEY Cheeseburger*

double patties, cheddar cheese,pickles, lettuce, roasted onion aioli

⚡️ Calories800
🥩 Protein40g
🍞 Carbs50g
🧈 Fat50g

Steak With Lobster*

8 oz prime top sirloin, fully loaded crispy mashed potatoes, seasonal vegetables

⚡️ Calories780
🥩 Protein60g
🍞 Carbs35g
🧈 Fat45g

Crispy Tofu Bowl

korean chili spiced tofu, crispy wontons, green papaya slaw, chili crisp, carrot miso dressing, coconut jasmine rice

⚡️ Calories700
🥩 Protein15g
🍞 Carbs85g
🧈 Fat35g

Steak Frites*

6 oz cut, garlic butter, rocket greens, preserved cherry tomatoes, fries

⚡️ Calories700
🥩 Protein50g
🍞 Carbs50g
🧈 Fat40g

Truffle Udon Carbonara

egg yolk, bacon, dashi truffle cream sauce

⚡️ Calories650
🥩 Protein25g
🍞 Carbs65g
🧈 Fat35g

Ravioli Bianco*

shrimp, crispy onions, grana padano, truffle beurre blanc sauce

⚡️ Calories650
🥩 Protein35g
🍞 Carbs50g
🧈 Fat35g

Mediterranean Bowl*

harissa grilled chicken, marinated chickpeas, grilled artichokes, roasted peppers, kalamata olives, gem tomatoes, jasmine rice, hummus, tzatziki

⚡️ Calories650
🥩 Protein35g
🍞 Carbs70g
🧈 Fat28g

Grilled Chicken Club*

spicy mayo, aged cheddar, smoky bacon

⚡️ Calories650
🥩 Protein55g
🍞 Carbs40g
🧈 Fat35g
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JOEY Classic Steak*

8 oz prime top sirloin featuring our famous fully loaded crispy mashed potatoes, seasonal vegetables

⚡️ Calories650
🥩 Protein55g
🍞 Carbs35g
🧈 Fat35g

Wagyu Beef Carpaccio*

oven dried tomatoes, grana padano, truffle-dijon aioli, crispy capers, grilled artisan sourdough

⚡️ Calories600
🥩 Protein30g
🍞 Carbs50g
🧈 Fat35g

Mini Steak French Dips*

carved new york strip, gruyere cheese, garlic toast,au jus pour over

⚡️ Calories600
🥩 Protein54g
🍞 Carbs40g
🧈 Fat25g

Chargrilled 10 Oz Pork Chop

peanut salsa macha, mexican street corn and potato gnocchi ragout, pickled onions, cilantro

⚡️ Calories600
🥩 Protein40g
🍞 Carbs50g
🧈 Fat30g

Lobster Spaghetti

atlantic lobster, prawns, white wine, shallots, cherry tomatoes, italian parsley, lobster-lemon butter sauce

⚡️ Calories600
🥩 Protein40g
🍞 Carbs50g
🧈 Fat20g

Katsu Chicken Salad

crispy chicken breast, julienne vegetables, peanuts, arugula, miso ginger dressing

⚡️ Calories550
🥩 Protein32g
🍞 Carbs40g
🧈 Fat25g

Yellowfin Tuna Salad*

seared rare, mango, peanuts, avocado, crispy gyoza strips, cilantro ginger dressing

⚡️ Calories550
🥩 Protein35g
🍞 Carbs30g
🧈 Fat30g

Tuna Poke Bowl*

sashimi grade ahi tuna poke, crispy wontons, green papaya slaw, chili crisp, carrot miso dressing, coconut jasmine rice

⚡️ Calories550
🥩 Protein24g
🍞 Carbs65g
🧈 Fat20g

Spaghetti Pomodoro

calabrian chili-spiked tomato sauce, whipped ricotta, fresh basil, parmesan

⚡️ Calories500
🥩 Protein15g
🍞 Carbs75g
🧈 Fat18g

Herb Crush Salmon

truffle beurre blanc, preserved tomatoes, creamy mashed potatoes, snap peas

⚡️ Calories500
🥩 Protein35g
🍞 Carbs20g
🧈 Fat30g

Butter Cake

raspberry coulis, tahitian vanilla ice cream

⚡️ Calories500
🥩 Protein5g
🍞 Carbs50g
🧈 Fat30g

Truffle Parmesan Fries*

grainy mustard aioli

⚡️ Calories450
🥩 Protein6g
🍞 Carbs50g
🧈 Fat25g

Sake Glazed Chilean Seabass

wok-fired vegetables, gold potatoes, dashi broth

⚡️ Calories450
🥩 Protein35g
🍞 Carbs30g
🧈 Fat20g

Individually Baked Apple Pie

hand-folded pastry, toasted almonds, tahitian vanilla ice cream

⚡️ Calories450
🥩 Protein5g
🍞 Carbs60g
🧈 Fat20g

Szechuan Chicken Lettuce Wraps*

sweet soy ginger glaze, peanuts, crispy wontons,spicy aioli

⚡️ Calories400
🥩 Protein20g
🍞 Carbs35g
🧈 Fat20g

Baja Fish Tacos*

two tacos, shrimp & cod, guacamole, valentina’s

⚡️ Calories400
🥩 Protein20g
🍞 Carbs50g
🧈 Fat15g

Chicken Karaage

sake and soy marinated, korean chili caramel, pickled fresnos, watermelon radish

⚡️ Calories380
🥩 Protein23g
🍞 Carbs18g
🧈 Fat22g

Crème Brûlée Cheesecake

fresh strawberry compote, whipped cream

⚡️ Calories350
🥩 Protein7g
🍞 Carbs30g
🧈 Fat25g

Farmers Market

fresh strawberries, marinated beets, roasted corn, candied sunflower seeds, aged cheddar, champagne vinaigrette

⚡️ Calories320
🥩 Protein10g
🍞 Carbs40g
🧈 Fat15g

Tuna & Avocado Crunch Roll*

marinated ahi tuna, avocado, pickled ginger, tempura flakes, spicy emulsion

⚡️ Calories320
🥩 Protein18g
🍞 Carbs28g
🧈 Fat15g

Scallop & Shrimp Ceviche*

avocado, red onion, cilantro, mint, lemongrass–pineapple dressing, yellow corn tortilla chips

⚡️ Calories300
🥩 Protein25g
🍞 Carbs20g
🧈 Fat15g

Hibachi Wings*

mary's chicken, spice rubbed, parmesan dip

⚡️ Calories300
🥩 Protein25g
🍞 Carbs10g
🧈 Fat20g

Sushi Cone*

tempura shrimp, avocado, spicy mayo, tobiko

⚡️ Calories300
🥩 Protein10g
🍞 Carbs25g
🧈 Fat20g

Baja Cauliflower Tacos

chipotle mayo, cilantro chimichurri, corn guacamole, valentina's

⚡️ Calories280
🥩 Protein5g
🍞 Carbs35g
🧈 Fat15g

Seared Salmon Sushi*

osaka pressed, fire torched salmon, umami sauce, shaved serrano peppers

⚡️ Calories250
🥩 Protein15g
🍞 Carbs30g
🧈 Fat10g

Spicy Crab Dip

lump crab meat, green onion, pickled fresnos, grilled artisan sourdough

⚡️ Calories200
🥩 Protein12g
🍞 Carbs18g
🧈 Fat10g

Japanese Gyoza

pork dumplings with hot mustard

⚡️ Calories200
🥩 Protein10g
🍞 Carbs25g
🧈 Fat8g

Miso Roasted Mushrooms

button mushrooms, shallots, white wine

⚡️ Calories150
🥩 Protein4g
🍞 Carbs8g
🧈 Fat10g

Hummus*

tzatziki, dill, olives, crispy pita

⚡️ Calories150
🥩 Protein5g
🍞 Carbs15g
🧈 Fat8g

House Salad

⚡️ Calories150
🥩 Protein3g
🍞 Carbs10g
🧈 Fat8g

Cajun Blackened Chicken*

full breast of chicken, warm potato & bacon salad, creamy coleslaw

⚡️ Calories0
🥩 Protein0g
🍞 Carbs0g
🧈 Fat0g

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About JOEY Uptown Nutrition Information

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