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Funky Bear Bistro

Nutrition Facts & Calorie Information

73 Sipprelle Dr Unit A, Parachute, CO 81635

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"The menu is generally calorie-dense and relatively high in fat and portion size, so it’s better suited to bulking than strict cutting, though there are some lean, balanced picks. For cutting pick the Pork Chop (375 kcal, 42 g protein) or the Seared Salmon & mashed potatoes for a filling, higher-protein moderate-calorie meal. For bulking go for the Monte Cristo (1,050 kcal, 48 g protein) or the Mesa Fries to add a lot of calories quickly."
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Monte Cristo

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⚑️ Calories1050
πŸ₯© Protein48g
🍞 Carbs75g
🧈 Fat67g

Spicy Bear Burger

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⚑️ Calories820
πŸ₯© Protein42g
🍞 Carbs46g
🧈 Fat52g

Cobb Salad

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⚑️ Calories820
πŸ₯© Protein48g
🍞 Carbs22g
🧈 Fat60g
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Club Sandwich

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⚑️ Calories750
πŸ₯© Protein36g
🍞 Carbs50g
🧈 Fat38g

Biscuits and Gravy

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⚑️ Calories720
πŸ₯© Protein18g
🍞 Carbs62g
🧈 Fat42g

Mesa Fries

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⚑️ Calories700
πŸ₯© Protein15g
🍞 Carbs70g
🧈 Fat40g

Eggs Benedict

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⚑️ Calories650
πŸ₯© Protein29g
🍞 Carbs40g
🧈 Fat45g

New York Strip

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⚑️ Calories600
πŸ₯© Protein56g
🍞 Carbs0g
🧈 Fat44g

Seared Salmon and Mashed Potatoes

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⚑️ Calories590
πŸ₯© Protein41g
🍞 Carbs35g
🧈 Fat31g

Smothered Eggs

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⚑️ Calories480
πŸ₯© Protein20g
🍞 Carbs16g
🧈 Fat34g

Mushroom Ravioli

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⚑️ Calories420
πŸ₯© Protein14g
🍞 Carbs52g
🧈 Fat15g

Pork Chop

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⚑️ Calories375
πŸ₯© Protein42g
🍞 Carbs0g
🧈 Fat23g

Avocado Toast

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⚑️ Calories350
πŸ₯© Protein7g
🍞 Carbs30g
🧈 Fat22g
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Fried Pickles

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⚑️ Calories350
πŸ₯© Protein6g
🍞 Carbs30g
🧈 Fat22g

Macaroni and Cheese

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⚑️ Calories350
πŸ₯© Protein14g
🍞 Carbs40g
🧈 Fat16g

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