Foolish Craig's Cafe

The Cubano

Slow-braised House Carnitas, ham, Swiss cheese, pepperoncini, green olives, pickles, mayo, mustard, house baguette

Challah Frenchie Toast, Two Eggs and Potatoes or Cheesy Grits

Choice of bacon, sausage, turkey sausage, veggie sausage or chorizo

Whole Thing Crêpe

Caramelized walnuts and bananas, Nutella, brown sugar, cinnamon. With whipped cream (No side)

Buffalo Chicken Sandwich

Fried breaded chicken breast, buffalo sauce, spring mixed greens, Roma tomatoes, blue cheese crumbles, house blue cheese dressing, toasted bun

Buttermilk Pancakes, Two Eggs & Potatoes or Cheesy Grits

Choice of bacon, sausage, turkey sausage, veggie sausage or chorizo

Foolish Huevos

On a crêpe or tortilla, spiced black beans, house potatoes, broccoli, mushrooms, onions, tomatoes, green peppers, cheddar, salsa and two eggs (No side)

Butter Rum Caramel Crêpe Cake

(No Side)

Sam's Breakfast Tacos

Three soft corn tortillas, scrambled eggs, onion, chorizo, bacon, cheddar, Raf's tomatillo red sauce, sour cream drizzle, pico de gallo, and black beans on the side (No side)

A Bunch of Hooey

House potatoes with mushrooms, onions, roasted red peppers, broccoli, two eggs and toast

Chris's Breakfast Burger

Daily’s thick-cut bacon, fried egg, tomatoes, white cheddar cheese, and chipotle mayo, on grilled thick-cut challah

Grilled Chicken Club

Red Bird chicken, guacamole, bacon, Swiss cheese, lettuce, tomato, mayo, honey don, house wheat

Chicken Fried Steak and Two Eggs

House sausage gravy and toast

Foolish Burger

Onion ring, bacon, smoked provolone, BBQ sauce

Asian Pear Salad

Grilled Red Bird chicken, spring mix greens, fresh pears, green onions, cucumbers, toasted walnuts, crispy wontons, sesame ginger vinaigrette

Mateo's Chilaquiles

House fried corn tortillas, simmered in-house Chilaquiles salsa, grilled Red Bird chicken, two over-easy eggs, black beans, queso fresco, sour cream, fresh cilantro (No side)

Millionaire Bacon

With pure organic maple syrup

The Porktastic (It's Sacrilicious)

Slow-braised house carnitas, bacon, mushrooms, onions, pear apple marmalade, sweet soy

Southern Breakfast Combo

Biscuits and house sausage gravy, two eggs, choice of bacon or sausage

Mitch's Burger

Sautéed onions, mushrooms, and green chiles, white cheddar, garlic aioli

The Blintz

Two crêpes filled with strawberry compote, cream cheese, and whipped cream. Topped with banana and fresh strawberries (No side)

Philly Steak Sandwich

Thinly-sliced sirloin, grilled onions, mushrooms, green peppers, provolone, house baguette

Biscuits & Sausage Gravy

Chorizo Benedict

Polidori chorizo patty, house pork green chili

Fried Chicken Benedict

Sausage gravy or Hollandaise

Corned Beef Hash

In-house slow-braised Corned Beef, house potatoes, onions, green peppers, two eggs, and toast

Blackened Salmon BLT

Blackened salmon, bacon, lettuce, Roma tomato, lemon-garlic aioli, toasted bun

Belgian Waffle, Two Eggs and Potatoes or Cheesy Grits

Choice of bacon, sausage, turkey sausage, veggie sausage or chorizo

Cobb Salad

Grilled Red Bird chicken, spring mix greens, bacon, blue cheese crumbles, grape tomatoes, cucumbers, red onions, sprouts, hard-boiled egg, croutons, ranch

Breast O' Pesto

Red Bird chicken breast, pesto, onion, sun-dried tomatoes, cheddar

Carnitas Benedict

Slow-braised house carnitas, green chili Hollandaise

Reuben - "Outta This World!" - Corned Beef Illustrated

In-house slow-braised corned beef or turkey, sauerkraut, 1,000 Island, Swiss cheese, grilled house rye

Seared Salmon Salad

Spring mix greens, grilled broccoli, blue cheese crumbles, red onions, grape tomatoes, cucumbers, croutons, shallot vinaigrette

Mexicali Blues

Spiced black beans, cheddar, house guacamole, salsa, sour cream

Breakfast Bagel Sandwich

Scrambled eggs, cheddar or cream cheese, tomato, and red onion on an everything bagel. Choice of bacon, sausage, veggie sausage or chorizo

The Foolish Craig (Yum Bacon)

Bacon, mushrooms, onions, roasted red peppers, house potatoes topped with eggs and salsa (No side)

The Boulder

Broccoli, green peppers, onions, mushrooms, tomatoes, cheddar with pesto or salsa

Spicy Veggie Sandwich

Avocado, pepperoncini, fresh mozzarella, lettuce, Roma tomatoes, red onion, cucumber, sprouts, chipotle aioli

The Burger

Best burger in town

Bagel with Lox (Smoked Salmon) and Cream Cheese

Everything bagel, capers, tomatoes, onions (No side)

Challah Frenchie Toast (All the Taste, None of The Attitude)

With choice of hot strawberries, Nutella, hot pear-apple marmalade or fresh fruit

Cranberry Walnut Chicken Salad

Roasted Red Bird chicken breast with sun-dried cranberries and walnuts, lettuce, tomato, red onion, sprouts, mayo

Smoked Salmon Benedict

Tomatoes, onions, capers

House Tortilla Chips and Guacamole

Breakfast Burrito

Scrambled eggs, spiced black beans in our tortilla, topped with cheddar, smothered in our amazing pork green chili

The Homer (D'oh!)

Roasted red peppers, kalamata olives, artichoke hearts, onions, spinach, mushrooms, Swiss cheese, sour cream

Hot Strawberry & Nutella Crêpe

Strawberries cooked with brown sugar, butter, and cinnamon. With whipped cream (No side)

Martin's California Omelet

Bacon, tomato, avocado, white cheddar, sour cream, topped with green onion

BLT Guacamole

On toasted bread with mayo

Mediterranean Hummus Sandwich

House-made hummus, cucumber, roasted red peppers, kalamata olives, pepperoncini, lettuce, tomato, red onion, sprouts, garlic aioli

Belgian Waffles

Choice of hot strawberries, hot pear-apple marmalade, Nutella or fresh fruit

Altitude Adjustment

Ham, green peppers, onions, scrambled eggs, cheddar

Spinach Walnut Salad

Baby spinach, spring mix greens, bacon, toasted walnuts, sun-dried cranberries, blue cheese, cucumbers, red onions, tomatoes, shallot vinaigrette

Naomi's Fresh Strawberry Nutella Crêpe

With whipped cream (No side)

Blackened Salmon, Two Eggs, and Toast

Topped with cilantro lime butter

Brie Foolish

Brie, bacon, fresh pears

Avocado Toast and Egg

Smashed avocado, spinach, Roma tomatoes, cucumbers, and balsamic vinaigrette on fresh baked wheat toast with a Vital Farms pasture-raised egg

Caprese

Fresh mozzarella, Roma tomatoes, fresh basil, spinach, pesto, balsamic vinaigrette

Chocolate Chip Pancakes

Chicken and Waffle

Belgian waffles, fried chicken tenders, sausage gravy, two Vital Farms pasture-raised eggs, potatoes or cheesy grits

Two Crêpes with Syrup

Warm Brie

With house pear-apple marmalade, toasted baguette

Duxelles (We Can't Say It Either)

Portobello mushrooms, button mushrooms, onions, and shallots sautéed in butter, Swiss cheese, and velouté sauce

Buttermilk Blueberry Pancakes

French Fries

Small $4.50, Large $7.50

Beyond Burger

"Beyond Meat" plant-based burger, sautéed mushrooms and onions, baby spinach, smashed avocado, balsamic drizzle

Roasted Turkey, Pesto, and Swiss

Swiss cheese, pesto, lettuce, tomato, red onion, sprouts, mayo

Crab Cake Benedict

Lump and claw crabmeat, corn, panko

Small Stack of Pancakes (3)

Beer Battered Onion Rings

Smashed Avocado, Spinach, and Roma Tomatoes

Two Pastured Eggs (Any Style) and Toast

Southwestern Crab Cakes

With chipotle aioli

Millie's Breakfast Sandwich

Vital Farm over medium egg, sausage patty, crispy hash brown potato, cheddar cheese, pickled red onions, chipotle mayo, grilled house-made bun

Tofu Scramble

Tofu, spinach, mushrooms, onions, tomatoes, sautéed in peanut sauce with or without eggs

House-Made Soups

Please ask your server for our soups of the day

House Potatoes or Grits

Bacon, Sausage, Chorizo, Turkey or Veggie Sausage

Daily's Thick Cut Bacon or Ham

Fresh Fruit Cup

Fresh Baked Toast

Fool's Paradise

(Denver - Get it?) Onions, ham, mushrooms, green peppers, cheddar

Pasture-Raised Eggs

One $2.75, Two $4.95

Foolish Heart

Artichoke hearts, tomatoes, Swiss cheese

Side Spring Mix Green Salad