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Crafty Bastards Restaurant

Nutrition Facts & Calorie Information

4860 NW 39th Ave A, Gainesville, FL 32606

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"This menu trends toward bulking—many entrées, sandwiches and shareables are very calorie- and fat-dense rather than light or low-carb. For cutting, choose the Fresh Garden Mix (120 kcal) or the Mr. C’s Chef salad if you want more protein, and skip heavy dressings/toppings. For bulking, the ½ Pound Angus Chuck Burger (1,350 kcal) or French Dip (1,370 kcal) are easy high‑calorie picks to hit a surplus."
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French Dip

Sliced Ribeye and Provolone on a Toasted Roll with some of our Onion Demi Glace. Served with Crispy Fries and a Kosher Spear

⚡️ Calories1370
🥩 Protein70g
🍞 Carbs115g
🧈 Fat70g

½ Pound Angus Chuck Burger

½ Pound Angus Chuck Burger with Crispy Golden Fries

⚡️ Calories1350
🥩 Protein60g
🍞 Carbs95g
🧈 Fat95g

Patty Melt

½ Pound Angus Burger, Grilled Red Onions, Swiss Cheese on Grilled Marble Rye

⚡️ Calories1255
🥩 Protein69g
🍞 Carbs56g
🧈 Fat89g
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Loaded Nachos

Tortilla Chips topped w/ Warm Queso, Seasoned Ground Beef, Lettuce, Tomatoes, Pickled Jalapenos, Scallions, & Sour Cream

⚡️ Calories1150
🥩 Protein45g
🍞 Carbs95g
🧈 Fat70g

British Fish n’ Chips

Beer Battered Cod Fish. Served w/ Fries & Slaw. 1 Pc. Order or 2 Pc. Order

⚡️ Calories1050
🥩 Protein38g
🍞 Carbs97g
🧈 Fat52g

Bacon Wrapped Meatloaf

Meatloaf Wrapped in Boars Head Bacon atop Buttery Mashed Potatoes, w/ Onion Gravy, Topped w/ Whiskey Fried Onions

⚡️ Calories1020
🥩 Protein51g
🍞 Carbs62g
🧈 Fat68g

Killer Cowboy Burger

Boar’s Head Bacon, Cheddar, BBQ Sauce, Fried Onions

⚡️ Calories1000
🥩 Protein48g
🍞 Carbs58g
🧈 Fat60g

Blackened Shrimp Tacos

3 Blackened Shrimp Tacos on Warm Flour Tortillas with Lettuce, Tomato, Jack Cheese, and Spicy Aioli

⚡️ Calories960
🥩 Protein56g
🍞 Carbs68g
🧈 Fat52g

Crafty Philly Cheese

Sliced Ribeye with Sautéed Bell Peppers & Onions, with Melted White American Cheese on an Authentic Philly Roll

⚡️ Calories950
🥩 Protein52g
🍞 Carbs70g
🧈 Fat55g

Chicken Mac n’ Cheese

Cavatappi Pasta, Gruyere, Cheddar w/ Blackened Chicken. Broiled till Golden Brown

⚡️ Calories920
🥩 Protein70g
🍞 Carbs90g
🧈 Fat52g

Grilled or Blackened Chicken Sandwich

Grilled or Blackened Chicken Sandwich with Crispy Golden Fries

⚡️ Calories900
🥩 Protein35g
🍞 Carbs80g
🧈 Fat38g

St. Augustine Style Shrimp

Jumbo Shrimp Lightly Breaded and Fried. Served w/ Traditional Pink Sauce, Slaw, & Fries

⚡️ Calories900
🥩 Protein30g
🍞 Carbs70g
🧈 Fat55g

Grilled Reuben

Corned Beef, Sauerkraut, Swiss Cheese & Thousand Island on Grilled Marble Rye

⚡️ Calories890
🥩 Protein44g
🍞 Carbs38g
🧈 Fat64g
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El Fuego Cuban

Sliced Ham, Mojo Pork, Pepper Jack Cheese, Sriracha Aioli, Grilled Jalapeños, Pressed on a Traditional Cuban Roll

⚡️ Calories880
🥩 Protein45g
🍞 Carbs58g
🧈 Fat50g

Cheese Burger Quesadilla

Cheddar & Jack Cheese with Burger

⚡️ Calories850
🥩 Protein48g
🍞 Carbs40g
🧈 Fat58g

Redneck Quesadilla

Cheese, Pork, Jalapeños, BBQ Sauce, Fried Onions

⚡️ Calories850
🥩 Protein45g
🍞 Carbs60g
🧈 Fat48g

Chicken Quesadilla

Cheddar & Jack Cheese with Chicken

⚡️ Calories820
🥩 Protein48g
🍞 Carbs54g
🧈 Fat46g

Philly Quesadilla

Philly-style quesadilla

⚡️ Calories820
🥩 Protein46g
🍞 Carbs58g
🧈 Fat46g

Classic Cuban

Sliced Ham, Mojo Pork, Swiss Cheese, Mustard and Dill Pickles Pressed on a Cuban Roll

⚡️ Calories820
🥩 Protein46g
🍞 Carbs72g
🧈 Fat36g

French Onion Burger

Caramelized French Onion Soup Onions & Melted Gruyere

⚡️ Calories820
🥩 Protein46g
🍞 Carbs46g
🧈 Fat50g

Irate Burger

Pepper Jack Cheese, Grilled Jalapeños, & Spicy Sriracha Aioli

⚡️ Calories820
🥩 Protein34g
🍞 Carbs34g
🧈 Fat45g

Crafty’s Entrees - Shepherd’s Pie

Slow Cooked Lamb, Carrots, Onions & Peas. Topped with Buttery Mashed Potatoes & Melted Cheddar

⚡️ Calories820
🥩 Protein42g
🍞 Carbs65g
🧈 Fat48g

Blackened Shrimp Quesadilla

Blackened Shrimp Quesadilla

⚡️ Calories800
🥩 Protein65g
🍞 Carbs50g
🧈 Fat70g

Beer Cheese & Bavarian Bread

Beer Cheese Dip and Three Hot Salted Soft Breadsticks.

⚡️ Calories800
🥩 Protein27g
🍞 Carbs98g
🧈 Fat36g

Beef Tacos

3 Classic Beef Tacos on warm Flour Tortillas Topped with Lettuce, Tomatoes, and Red Onions. Served with Sour Cream

⚡️ Calories800
🥩 Protein53g
🍞 Carbs49g
🧈 Fat44g

Grilled Ham & Cheese

Grilled Sliced Ham and Choice of Cheese: Cheddar, Swiss, or Provolone. Served on Grilled Ciabatta.

⚡️ Calories780
🥩 Protein38g
🍞 Carbs68g
🧈 Fat38g

Angus Burger

½ Pound Flame Grilled Angus Chuck Burger w/ Lettuce, Tomato, Onion, & Pickle S peer

⚡️ Calories760
🥩 Protein51g
🍞 Carbs32g
🧈 Fat48g

Buffalo Quesadilla

Cheese, Chicken, Celery, Onion, Buffalo Ranch Sauce

⚡️ Calories750
🥩 Protein52g
🍞 Carbs40g
🧈 Fat42g

Fresh Fried Tortilla Chips

Served with Warm Spicy Queso

⚡️ Calories730
🥩 Protein18g
🍞 Carbs56g
🧈 Fat48g

Breakfast Burger

Fried Egg, Boar’s Head Bacon & Choice of Cheese

⚡️ Calories725
🥩 Protein52g
🍞 Carbs27g
🧈 Fat45g

Sweet Wedges

Large Basket of Crispy Sweet Potato Wedges Served with Honey Mustard.

⚡️ Calories720
🥩 Protein6g
🍞 Carbs82g
🧈 Fat40g

Jalapeño Chicken Salad Sandwich

Jalapeño Spiked Chicken Salad, Spring Mix, Tomato, Onion on a Grilled Ciabatta Roll

⚡️ Calories720
🥩 Protein30g
🍞 Carbs56g
🧈 Fat40g

Crafty Onion Rings

Fried Beer Battered Spanish Onions. Served with Petal Sauce.

⚡️ Calories700
🥩 Protein9g
🍞 Carbs65g
🧈 Fat42g

Fried Cheese Curds

Wisconsin Cheese Curds. Spicy, Crispy, and Gooey. Served with Ranch

⚡️ Calories690
🥩 Protein23g
🍞 Carbs30g
🧈 Fat50g

Brownie ala Mode

Chocolate Brownie and Vanilla Ice Cream with Fudge Syrup and Whipped Cream.

⚡️ Calories690
🥩 Protein8g
🍞 Carbs87g
🧈 Fat34g

T.C.B.

Sliced Tomatoes, Cheddar Cheese, and Thick Cut Boar’s Head Bacon. Served on Grilled Ciabatta.

⚡️ Calories685
🥩 Protein34g
🍞 Carbs40g
🧈 Fat39g

Pesto Turkey

Grilled Sliced Turkey Breast, Raw Baby Spinach, Homemade Pesto Sauce and Provolone Cheese. Served on Grilled Ciabatta.

⚡️ Calories665
🥩 Protein43g
🍞 Carbs55g
🧈 Fat32g

Pesto Turkey Panini

Turkey Breast, Baby Spinach, Pesto and Provolone on a Grilled Ciabatta

⚡️ Calories650
🥩 Protein33g
🍞 Carbs60g
🧈 Fat24g

Spicy Chicken Salad Sandwich

Jalapeño Spiked Chicken Salad with Lettuce, Tomato, and Onion on a Grilled Ciabatta.

⚡️ Calories615
🥩 Protein39g
🍞 Carbs51g
🧈 Fat35g

Chicken Caesar Wrap

Grilled Chicken, Romaine Lettuce, Caesar Dressing and Fresh Parmesan Cheese Wrapped in a Flour Tortilla

⚡️ Calories600
🥩 Protein46g
🍞 Carbs41g
🧈 Fat28g

B. L. T.

Boar’s Head Bacon, Sliced Tomatoes, Garlic Aioli, Iceberg on Grilled Bread

⚡️ Calories565
🥩 Protein21g
🍞 Carbs41g
🧈 Fat37g

Chicken Handheld

Grilled or Blackened Chicken Served on a Brioche Bun with Lettuce, Tomato, Onion, and a Pickle Spear

⚡️ Calories560
🥩 Protein37g
🍞 Carbs43g
🧈 Fat20g

Basket O’ Fries or Tots

Basket of Crispy Golden Fries or Tots.

⚡️ Calories530
🥩 Protein6g
🍞 Carbs66g
🧈 Fat27g

Crispy Naked Wings or Breaded Boneless

6pc. or 10pc. Tossed in one of our Sauces. Buffalo, Extra Hot, Sweet Chili, Mango Habanero, Teriyaki, BBQ Sauce, Garlic Parmesan, Lemon Pepper Dry Rub, or Cool Ranch Dry Rub. Served with Celery, Ranch or Blue Cheese. Upcharge for All Flats or Drums.

⚡️ Calories520
🥩 Protein30g
🍞 Carbs8g
🧈 Fat38g

Cheese Quesadilla

A Blend of Cheddar & Jack Cheese

⚡️ Calories520
🥩 Protein22g
🍞 Carbs36g
🧈 Fat34g

Chocolate Chip Cookie

Warm, Soft and Gooey Chocolate Chip Cookie topped with Vanilla Ice Cream.

⚡️ Calories520
🥩 Protein7g
🍞 Carbs64g
🧈 Fat26g

Carrot Cake

Sweet and Moist Spice Cake with Nuts and Cream Cheese Icing.

⚡️ Calories520
🥩 Protein6g
🍞 Carbs62g
🧈 Fat28g

Limoncello Ricotta Cheesecake

Light zest and Creamy Cheesecake with Raspberry Syrup and Whipped Cream.

⚡️ Calories520
🥩 Protein9g
🍞 Carbs46g
🧈 Fat33g

Mr. C’s Chef

Iceberg and Spring Mix Greens, Topped with Grape Tomatoes, Shredded Carrots, Sliced Cucumber, and Julienne Cut Cheddar, Swiss, Ham and Turkey and Croutons.

⚡️ Calories460
🥩 Protein37g
🍞 Carbs28g
🧈 Fat27g

Classic Caesar (Fresh Salads)

Romaine Lettuce Tossed with Caesar Dressing, Topped with Fresh Grated Parmesan, served with Croutons.

⚡️ Calories453
🥩 Protein9g
🍞 Carbs19g
🧈 Fat36g

Mr. C’s Chef (Fresh Salads)

Iceberg and Spring Mix Greens, Topped with Grape Tomatoes, Carrots, Cucumber, and Julienne Cut Cheddar, Swiss, Ham and Turkey and Croutons.

⚡️ Calories450
🥩 Protein39g
🍞 Carbs22g
🧈 Fat24g

Greek Spinach

Fresh Baby Spinach, Topped with Feta Cheese, Grape Tomatoes, Hard Boiled Egg, Crispy Boar’s Head Bacon Bits, Red Onion, and Croutons.

⚡️ Calories432
🥩 Protein23g
🍞 Carbs28g
🧈 Fat26g

Grilled Cheese Sandwich

⚡️ Calories420
🥩 Protein16g
🍞 Carbs33g
🧈 Fat24g

B. L. T.

Boar’s Head Bacon, Sliced Tomatoes, Crisp Lettuce on Grilled White Bread

⚡️ Calories410
🥩 Protein16g
🍞 Carbs34g
🧈 Fat23g

Ham & Cheese Sandwich

⚡️ Calories400
🥩 Protein24g
🍞 Carbs32g
🧈 Fat22g

Mac n’ Cheese

⚡️ Calories390
🥩 Protein12g
🍞 Carbs46g
🧈 Fat17g

Sweet Corn Nuggets

Fresh Fried Sweet Baby Corn Nuggets Served with Ranch

⚡️ Calories385
🥩 Protein6g
🍞 Carbs36g
🧈 Fat24g

Fried Pickles

Kosher Dill Spears served with Ranch Dressing

⚡️ Calories380
🥩 Protein4g
🍞 Carbs28g
🧈 Fat27g

Crafty KIDS Dessert

2 Scoops Vanilla Ice Cream Soda Float

⚡️ Calories370
🥩 Protein5g
🍞 Carbs58g
🧈 Fat15g

Crafty’s Famous Chili

Cup or Bowl Served with Crackers or Fritos Corn Chips.

⚡️ Calories350
🥩 Protein19g
🍞 Carbs32g
🧈 Fat16g

Classic Caesar

Romaine Lettuce Tossed with Caesar Dressing, Topped with Fresh Grated Parmesan, served with Croutons.

⚡️ Calories330
🥩 Protein10g
🍞 Carbs20g
🧈 Fat24g

Greek Spinach (Fresh Salads)

Baby Spinach, Topped with Feta Cheese, Grape Tomatoes, Hard Boiled Egg, Boar’s Head Bacon Bits, Red Onion, and Croutons.

⚡️ Calories330
🥩 Protein19g
🍞 Carbs19g
🧈 Fat20g

Mac n’ Cheese Bites

⚡️ Calories320
🥩 Protein9g
🍞 Carbs29g
🧈 Fat18g

Hamburger

⚡️ Calories300
🥩 Protein17g
🍞 Carbs29g
🧈 Fat14g

Grilled or Fried Chicken Nuggets

⚡️ Calories250
🥩 Protein20g
🍞 Carbs15g
🧈 Fat12g

Fresh Pork Rinds

Freshly Fried, Seasoned with Salt and Pepper or Cool Ranch Rub.

⚡️ Calories160
🥩 Protein17g
🍞 Carbs1g
🧈 Fat9g

Fresh Garden Mix (Fresh Salads)

Iceberg and Spring Mix, Topped with Grape Tomatoes, Carrots, Green Beans, Cucumbers, Red Onion, and Croutons.

⚡️ Calories130
🥩 Protein3g
🍞 Carbs22g
🧈 Fat3g

Fresh Garden Mix

Iceberg and Spring Mix, Topped with Grape Tomatoes, Carrots, Green Beans, Cucumbers, Red Onion, and Croutons.

⚡️ Calories120
🥩 Protein6g
🍞 Carbs22g
🧈 Fat3g

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