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Biscuit Bitch

Nutrition Facts & Calorie Information

1909 1st Ave Seattle, WA 98101

11items analyzed

"This menu skews high in calories and fat (many items ~800–1,000 kcal), so overall it’s more suited to bulking than cutting. For cutting, pick the BITCHWICH (300 kcal) or the Buttered‑Up Bitch (420 kcal) and ask to hold extra butter/gravy, swap to lean protein or extra egg whites, or share the plate. For bulking, choose the Gritty Scrambled Cheesy Bitch (≈1,000 kcal) or the Cheesy Pork ’n Bitch (≈950 kcal) — add the cheesy garlic grits if you want more calories — and try to balance with a side of veggies or water."

- Paw

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GRITTY SCRAMBLED CHEESY BITCH

Biscuit and Gravy smothered in Cheese, Scrambled Eggs & Garlic Grits (Make Veg add $0, GF add $1)

⚡️ Calories1000

🥩 Protein30g

🍞 Carbs90g

🧈 Fat60g

HOT MESS BITCH

Biscuit and Gravy smothered in Cheese, Grilled Louisiana Hot Link, 2 Eggs, Garlic Grits and Jalapenos (Make Veg add $0, GF add $1)

⚡️ Calories950

🥩 Protein40g

🍞 Carbs80g

🧈 Fat55g

CHEESY PORK ‘N BITCH

Biscuit and Gravy smothered in Cheese and topped with Crispy Crumbled Bacon (GF add $1)

⚡️ Calories950

🥩 Protein25g

🍞 Carbs70g

🧈 Fat60g

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SMOKIN’ HOT BITCH

Biscuit and Gravy smothered in Cheese and topped with a Grilled Louisiana Hot Link & Jalapenos (Make Veg add $0, GF add $1)

⚡️ Calories800

🥩 Protein25g

🍞 Carbs60g

🧈 Fat50g

STRAIGHT-UP BITCH

Big-ass Biscuit topped with Gravy of your choice (Make Veg add $0, GF add $1)

⚡️ Calories750

🥩 Protein20g

🍞 Carbs80g

🧈 Fat40g

Biscuits and Gravy

Featuring our Homemade Country Sausage Gravy or GF/Vegetarian Mushroom Gravy

⚡️ Calories650

🥩 Protein15g

🍞 Carbs60g

🧈 Fat40g

EASY BITCH

Biscuit and Gravy topped with two Eggs Over Easy (Make Veg add $0, GF add $1)

⚡️ Calories650

🥩 Protein24g

🍞 Carbs58g

🧈 Fat35g

BUTTERED-UP BITCH

Biscuit, Butter & Jam or Honey (GF add $1)

⚡️ Calories420

🥩 Protein5g

🍞 Carbs51g

🧈 Fat22g

SIDE CHEESY GARLIC GRITS

(Veg/GF)

⚡️ Calories327

🥩 Protein8g

🍞 Carbs35g

🧈 Fat17g

SIDE GARLIC GRITS

(Veg/GF)

⚡️ Calories310

🥩 Protein5g

🍞 Carbs55g

🧈 Fat7g

BITCHWICH

Buttered Biscuit sandwich with your choice of filling below and our famous Bitchy Sauce!

⚡️ Calories300

🥩 Protein8g

🍞 Carbs30g

🧈 Fat20g

About Biscuit Bitch Nutrition Information

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