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Biscuit Bitch Belltown

Nutrition Facts & Calorie Information

2303 3rd Ave, Seattle, WA 98121

25items analyzed
"This menu is generally calorie-dense and fairly high in fat and carbs, so it’s better suited to bulking than cutting (protein is moderate but many items pack extra calories from butter, cheese and sides). For cutting, pick the BITCHWICH™ (Bacon) ~420 kcal and skip high‑fat add-ons—use hot sauce or jalapeños instead. For bulking, go with the GRITTY SCRAMBLED CHEESY BITCH (~1,200 kcal) or another 700–800 kcal sandwich and add sides for extra calories."
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GRITTY SCRAMBLED CHEESY BITCH

Our top seller of all time! Big-Ass Biscuit and Country Sausage Gravy, shredded Cheddar, two fluffy Scrambled Eggs and a scoop of Garlic Grits.

⚡️ Calories1200
🥩 Protein32g
🍞 Carbs108g
🧈 Fat72g

SMOKIN' HOT BITCH

Our Biscuit topped with Sausage Gravy, shredded Cheddar, a split-grilled Louisiana Hot Link and Jalapeños. !SPICY!

⚡️ Calories800
🥩 Protein30g
🍞 Carbs50g
🧈 Fat50g

BITCHWICH™ (Hot Link)

Buttered biscuit with egg, cheddar, grilled spicy Louisiana Hot Link, Bitchy Sauce

⚡️ Calories750
🥩 Protein35g
🍞 Carbs40g
🧈 Fat50g
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CHEESY PORK 'N BITCH

Back for a limited time! Big-Ass Biscuit topped with Sausage or Mushroom Gravy, shredded Cheddar, and a big ole scoop of Crispy Crumbled Bacon.

⚡️ Calories750
🥩 Protein25g
🍞 Carbs55g
🧈 Fat50g

CANADIAN BITCH

How about Maple Peanut Butter and Bacon sandwiched between two Buttery Biscuit halves? It's a beauty, eh?

⚡️ Calories700
🥩 Protein25g
🍞 Carbs60g
🧈 Fat40g

BITCHWICH COMBO DEAL!

A Bitchin' Deal! Your choice of Bitchwich with a side of Garlic Grits and a 12 oz Drip Coffee, Hot Tea, Iced Tea, Milk or Coke product. Pathwater™ Bottled Water, OJ and Cold Brew available for extra charge.

⚡️ Calories700
🥩 Protein25g
🍞 Carbs85g
🧈 Fat30g

STRAIGHT-UP BITCH

OG Big-Ass Biscuit smothered in our secret recipe Country Sausage Gravy. Customize your heart out, Bitch!

⚡️ Calories600
🥩 Protein18g
🍞 Carbs70g
🧈 Fat25g

BITCHWICH™ (SPAM)

Buttered biscuit sandwich with egg, cheddar, SPAM, Bitchy Sauce

⚡️ Calories600
🥩 Protein24g
🍞 Carbs45g
🧈 Fat35g

HOT MESS BITCH!

Biscuit and Sausage Gravy topped with shredded cheddar, garlic grits, two scrambled eggs, split grilled Louisiana Hot Link and pickled jalapeños. Get that spicy Bitch in your moufhole!

⚡️ Calories600
🥩 Protein22g
🍞 Carbs56g
🧈 Fat32g

BITCHWICH™ (Sausage)

Buttered biscuit sandwich with egg, cheddar, pork sausage patty, Bitchy Sauce

⚡️ Calories600
🥩 Protein22g
🍞 Carbs45g
🧈 Fat37g

BUTTERED UP BITCH

Big-ass biscuit with butter + choice of spread on the side

⚡️ Calories500
🥩 Protein8g
🍞 Carbs50g
🧈 Fat25g

BITCHWICH™ (Egg & Cheese)

Buttered Biscuit with egg, cheddar, Bitchy Sauce

⚡️ Calories450
🥩 Protein12g
🍞 Carbs40g
🧈 Fat27g

BITCHWICH™ (Veggie Sausage)

Buttered biscuit with egg, cheddar, Morningstar Farms Veggie Sausage Patty, Bitchy Sauce (Veggie Sausage is not GF)

⚡️ Calories440
🥩 Protein16g
🍞 Carbs36g
🧈 Fat26g
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BITCHWICH™ (BACON)

Buttered biscuit sandwich with egg, cheddar, bacon, Bitchy Sauce

⚡️ Calories420
🥩 Protein22g
🍞 Carbs31g
🧈 Fat26g

SIDE OF BUTTER

2 oz side of butter

⚡️ Calories400
🥩 Protein0g
🍞 Carbs0g
🧈 Fat44g

CHEESY GARLIC GRITS

Creamy grits with roasted garlic, cheddar cheese, butter, fresh cracked black pepper

⚡️ Calories400
🥩 Protein12g
🍞 Carbs30g
🧈 Fat25g

GARLIC GRITS & BUTTER

Creamy Grits with roasted garlic, topped with butter and fresh cracked pepper

⚡️ Calories300
🥩 Protein5g
🍞 Carbs40g
🧈 Fat15g

SIDE OF BITCHY SAUCE

Our house secret-recipe remoulade. Drizzle or dip your favorite Bitch for a tangy kick! (2 oz ramekin)

⚡️ Calories192
🥩 Protein0g
🍞 Carbs2g
🧈 Fat20g

SIDE OF MAPLE PEANUT BUTTER

⚡️ Calories170
🥩 Protein7g
🍞 Carbs8g
🧈 Fat13g

SIDE OF GRAVY

6 oz side of our delicious Country Gravy. Choose Sausage or our Vegetarian and GF Mushroom

⚡️ Calories150
🥩 Protein2g
🍞 Carbs11g
🧈 Fat11g

SIDE OF BITCH BERRY JAM

2 oz ramekin of Danish Orchard berry jam (usually Boysenberry but sometimes Raspberry or Blackberry depending on availability)

⚡️ Calories100
🥩 Protein0g
🍞 Carbs26g
🧈 Fat0g

SIDE OF HONEY

1oz side of honey. Beez made it- you like it.

⚡️ Calories64
🥩 Protein0g
🍞 Carbs17g
🧈 Fat0g

SIDE OF FRANKS HOT SAUCE

1 oz of the classic southern go-to

⚡️ Calories25
🥩 Protein0g
🍞 Carbs0g
🧈 Fat0g

SIDE OF JALAPENOS

2 oz cup of pickled jalas! Feel the burnnnn

⚡️ Calories10
🥩 Protein0g
🍞 Carbs2g
🧈 Fat0g

SIDE OF CALLAHAN'S HOT SAUCE

1 oz side of Callahan's Habanero Hot Sauce. Made in Seattle. (You can buy a whole bottle to take home from in our Merch section)

⚡️ Calories5
🥩 Protein0g
🍞 Carbs1g
🧈 Fat0g

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